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So I decided to have some fun with my webcam…
mekichichifu replied to your post: Someone tell me what to draw
My penis.
^^^ My penis, everybody.

And here’s my favourite one of me!
I got all pretty for you guys! :D
I may or may not have gotten a haircut on Saturday.
So I notice that the hairdresser has curly hair like me, which is cool because she knows how to handle hair like mine… NOPE. First thing she says to me is to grow my bangs out and then shows me what’s wrong with my hair and why I needed to change it. She then proceeds to show me how she does her hair and how she styles it. She wanted my hair, to look like hers. When she was finished trimming my hair (which is the only thing I wanted done) she asked me if I wanted it layered (which is actually how I’ve wanted my hair for a while actually), she starts to use a fucking curling iron on it to ‘loosen up my curls and not make them so kinky’.
No. Fuck you. Keep your opinions to yourself, bitch. I happen to like my kinky curls and the whole reason why I like my hair now is because of my bangs. Fuck. You.
OH! And another thing. When she finished my hair, she parted my hair in the middle (which I absolutely hate btw) and made my hair uneven with the layering. I had to make them even myself when I got home later that day. Now I can at least tolerate looking in the mirror.
81. My top 5 blogs on tumblr
Jesus fuck, how can I choose between so many and not look like an ass?? uuuhhh…hmmm…Okay lets put a little context here. I’m talking about blogs, not people. Nothing personal. Oh! And not in any particular order.
1. extreme-fashion
2. mozovoid
3. stereofedelic
4. i-rawr-you-too
5. animated-disney-gifsThere are sooooo many more I want to put on the list, but it only asks for five. SO.
82. If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
I would say a lot of things. I could go on for a long time, but I don’t want to bore you.
83. Do I have any relatives in jail?
Not that I know of, fortunately! :D
84. I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Shape-shifting.
85. What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Depends on who’s there to listen in on my answer.
86. What is my current desktop picture?
87. Had sex?
No. And I really don’t feel like crying over it right now so shut up.
88. Bought condoms?
I said shut up.
89. Gotten pregnant?
I said, shut up.
90. Failed a class?
Nope.
91. Kissed a boy?
Indeed.
92. Kissed a girl?
It was quite the friendliest of kisses.
93. Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
No.
94. Had a job?
HadHave.
95. Left the house without my wallet?
Most of the time.
96. Bullied someone on the internet?
If you know me, you know that I can’t stand cyber bullying or any other sort of bullying.
97. Had sex in public?
I said shut the fuck up.
98. Played on a sports team?
Soccer.
99. Smoked weed?
Nope.
100. Did drugs?
Nope.
101. Smoked cigarettes?
Nope.
102. Drank alcohol?
Nope.
103. Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
LOL NO.
104. Been overweight?
Nope.
105. Been underweight?
Nope.
106. Been to a wedding?
Three! :D
107. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
WHEN HAVEN’T I?!
108. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
I have actually!…Just don’t remember the last time I did.
109. Been outside my home country?
To the States and Caribbean. (And soon Europe!!!)
110. Gotten my heart broken?
Oh yes.
111. Been to a professional sports game?
Yes and it was boring as fuck.
112. Broken a bone?
NOPE! :D
113. Cut myself?
Self harm should never be the answer to any problem.
114. Been to prom?
Going this year.
115. Been in an airplane?
Every year.
116. Flown by helicopter?
No, but that would be sick.
117. What concerts have I been to?
A mixed concert with Sarah McLachlan, Jann Arden, and a bunch of other people I forget the name of, it was a split concert actually. All the awesome bands were in one place and being shown live while the singers where I was, were resting and getting ready. Another concert was a Pitbull concert in dear ol’ Newfoundland with my cousin. :D
118. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Nope.
119. Learned another language?
French.
120. Wore make up?
Yup.
121. Lost my virginity before I was 18?
I said, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
122. Had oral sex?
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
123. Dyed my hair?
Yes.
124. Voted in a presidential election?
Does Student Body President count?
125. Rode in an ambulance?
I don’t think so, it would have been when I was very, very, very young, but I doubt I have.
126. Had a surgery?
Wisdom teeth and tonsils.
127. Met someone famous?
My brother went to school with one of the cast members from Radio Free Rosco…does that count?
128. Stalked someone on a social network?
Stalked? No. Creeped? Yes.
129. Peed outside?
Camping.
130. Been fishing?
I’m from Newfoundland. Of course.
131. Helped with charity?
Jump Rope for Heart in Elementary. :P
132. Been rejected by a crush?
Yes.
133. Broken a mirror?
I don’t think so.
134. What do I want for my birthday?
Pretty clothes, an action figure or a plushy. :’D
135. How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
Two. Gabriel and I don’t really a preference for girls’ names, but Gabriel must be my son’s name. IDEGAF.
136. Was I named after anyone?
Nope. My mom just thought Catherine was a pretty name. :D
137. Do I like my handwriting?
I fucking love my handwriting.
138. What was my favourite toy as a child?
Oh geez. TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM. My Chucky doll (from Rugrats), my Pikachu plushy, the sewing machine covers that looked like bunnies…etc.
139. Favourite Tv Show?
Sherlock.
140. Where do I want to live when older?
New York or London.
141. Play any musical instrument?
Piano (self relearning right now) and clarinet.
142. One of my scars, how did I get it?
Left knee. Fell on a pointy rock when I was 5.
143. Favourite pizza topping?
Any sort of meat except fish. Ew.
144. Am I afraid of the dark?
I sleep with a night light.
145. Am I afraid of heights?
I feel faint and get queasy.
146. Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
I got caught going to the convenience store with my neighbour. We got in trouble for it, but I have no idea why. :/
147. Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148. What I’m really bad at.
Athletics and social situations.
149. What my greatest achievements are
Getting a better understanding of who I am?
150. The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
“You’re a freak.” “You’re ugly.” “Grow up.”
151. What I’d do if I won a lottery
Buy a plane ticket to wherever Shelby is and take her on a trip around the world. Just the two of us…and maybe a few other people, who knows.
152. What do I like about myself
My ability to be accepting and tolerant.
153. My closest Tumblr friend
Shelby.
154. Something I fantasise about
Being happy in the future.
1. Full name
Catherine Caroline Humphries
2. Zodiac sign
Pisces
3. 3 Fears
- Growing old alone (romantically)
- Complete darkness (blindness)
- Getting cancer
4. 3 things I love
- My kin, my fictive kin, my friends
- Cats
- My camp
5. 4 turn ons
- Sense of humour
- Lean body build
- Gay porn
- Stubble
6. 4 turn offs
Negativity.
7. My best friend(s)
- Paige
- Hannah
- Lucas
8. Sexual orientation
Heterosexual.
9. My best first date
Unfortunately it was with someone that I was glad to get rid of.
10. How tall am I?
5’4.
11. What do I miss?
Camp.
12. What time was I born?
10: something or other at…night? I don’t remember what my mother said.
13. Favourite color
THERE’S TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM.
14. Do I have a crush?
No. It’s more like a, “I don’t feel anything towards you, but I’d like you to do romantic things for me and be awesome and know I exist,” sort of thing.
15. Favourite quote
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
16. Favourite place
Camp at sunset.
17. Favourite food
Jig’s. Dinner.
18. Do I use sarcasm?
Not at all.
… :|
19. What am I listening to right now?
Dare - Stan Bush
20. First thing I notice in a new person
Their appearance, obviously. It’s the only thing you can firstly notice in a person, if I’m being brutally honest.
21. Shoe size
6 - 7½ depending on the brand.
22. Eye color
Blue.
23. Hair colour
Brown.
24. Favourite style of clothing
Lacey/floral or extreme comfort (sweats and hoodies)
25. Ever done a prank call?
LOL YES. On helium.
26. What colour of underwear I’m wearing now?
Magenta.
27. Meaning behind my URL
A post on tumblr where you’d take the letters of your name or something and create your “Japanese” name. Mekichichifu = Kitty
28. Favourite movie
A tie between the extended ‘Return of the King’ and ‘Transformers: the Movie’ (1986).
29. Favourite song
My favourite song always changes, but there will always be one song that I will listen to for forever and that is ‘You’ll Be In My Heart’ by Phil Collins.
30. Favourite band
Don’t have one.
31. How I feel right now
Satisfied, accomplished but also stressed.
32. Someone I love
My brother ♥
33. My current relationship status
Single.
34. My relationship with my parents
Average. We get along, but every moment away from them is heaven (in short bursts).
35. Favourite holiday
Christmas.
36. Tattoos and piercing I have
No tattoos and my ears are pierced.
37. Tattoos and piercing I want
Maybe something small on my shoulder blade and I’ve always wanted my belly button done.
38. The reason I joined Tumblr
My friend told me to.
39. Do I and my last ex hate each other?
AHAHAHA. He does. I don’t.
40. Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Nope.
41. Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
On the cheek (My dad).
42. When did I last hold hands?
Today…I guess??
43. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
10 minutes to 45, depending on how dolled up I want to look that day. :D
44. Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?
LOL NO.
45. Where am I right now?
On my bed, in my pjs.
46. If I were drunk & can’t stand, who would be taking care of me?
Considering that I don’t see the appeal of getting drunk, I’d be the one taking care of the other one.
47. Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Depends on the song and time of day.
48. Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Yep. Not out of high school yet.
49. Am I excited for anything?
EURROOOOOPPPEEE.
50. Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Unfortunately, no. D:
51. How often do I wear a fake smile?
Not very often. :D
52. When was the last time I hugged someone?
Half an hour ago!
53. What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
Lips? Wouldn’t give a shit and hope that the girl wasn’t in grade 9 or 10…or anyone for that matter. :/ Cheek? Considering that it was my dad and he’s kind of married to my mom, I’d most likely turn away and shudder.
54. Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Nope!
55. What is something I disliked about today?
I didn’t get any portfolio stuff done.
56. If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Oh my god. So many people. The entire cast of ‘Whose Line Is t Anyway’, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Natalie Portman, cast of Harry Potter, Chris Hemsworth, Meryl Streep, Sir Patrick Stewart, cast of LOTR, Jude Law, and sooooo many other people. OMG.
57. What do I think about most?
Gay sex.
58. What’s my strangest talent?
I can whistle with my tongue and twist my right arm in a 360º.
59. Do I have any strange phobias?
Nope. Just very common ones. Like falling and heights.
60. Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind.
61. What was the last lie I told?
…I can’t even remember it was that long ago.
62. Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Video chatting.
63. Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Ghosts? No, but I still get freaked out at night. Aliens? We seriously can’t be the only ones here.
64. Do I believe in magic?
Depends on your definition of magic. Harry Potter type magic? No. Magic tricks? There’s a reason why they’re called ‘tricks’. However, if your talking about magic as a feeling? Yes. Most definitely yes.
65. Do I believe in luck?
Only positive circumstances.
66. What’s the weather like right now?
Cold, but nice. :)
67. What was the last book I read?
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.
68. Do I like the smell of gasoline?
Only in small bursts.
69. Do I have any nicknames?
Kitty, Kittyboo, Kittyhump, and a long long time ago it was once Raptor.
70. What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Jagged rock to the knee when I was five. I still have the scar from it.
71. Do I spend money or save it?
Unfortunately I tend to spend it. I try really hard to save, but I always have this overwhelming desire to spend it all. D:
72. Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
Sometimes.
73. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of me?
Yes. My duvet cover is covered in pink roses.
74. Favourite animal?
Cat.
75. What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Tumblr.
76. What do I think Satan’s last name is?
What? :| How the fuck should I know?
77. What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
The Touch - Stan Bush
78. How can you win my heart?
Scalp massage.
79. What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
“Catherine Caroline [insert new last name here]
[insert hilarious quote here]
February 25th, 1994 - [insert death date here]”I have no fucking clue.
80. What is my favorite word?
Text.
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
I have two first kisses (weird, I know).
1) My very first kiss was an accident between a childhood friend of mine and myself (duh). We were having a ‘pretend wedding’ and I was the bride (he, the groom) and we were leaning in to pretend kiss and we kept leaning forward. =__= I kept getting tormented by his older sister to kiss him again. She even threatened to throw my Pikachu plushie in the creek behind our houses (blasphemy, I know).
2) My second first kiss was in grade 8 at a good friend of mine’s Barmitzvah with my boyfriend at the time. We were outside alone at night dancing and yeah. Bam. Tiny peck on the lips, but it was still something.
2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
HA. If I was in a relationship right now, I wouldn’t be on tumblr crying over a bowl of Mac n’ Cheese.
3. Do you have a crush?
No…Or do pictures of attractive men count?
4. Who is your crush?
Attractive pictures of men with stubble.
5. Are you a virgin?
Yes, and I am very comfortable saying so.
6. What do you think of Valentine’s Day?
Considering that I’ve gone through 17 Valentine’s Days with no Valentine and the only Valentine’s I’ve ever gotten were from friend’s or classmates (because it was mandatory in elementary). No. I do not like it and will not like it, until someone can prove to me that it isn’t ‘all that bad’. It may sound shallow, but whatever. It’s been 17 years. I’m bitter. Sue me.
7. Who is your Valentine?
My tears.
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
Yes, and it was in grade 7 via comment in yearbook. PFFFFFT.
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
See #4.
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
Nope.
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
Absolutely not.
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine’s Day?
Eat Mac n’ Cheese and cry.
13. What’s the best Valentine’s Day that you’ve had so far?
Haven’t had one.
14. What’s your idea of a perfect date?
See my response to carrotcakebandit’s question.
15. How do you know when you’re in love?
When I’d feel ready to give them all of me. Heart, and body.
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
Not really. :/ Liked, sure. Loved? Nope.
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
I am extremely clingy, so if they’re extremely clingy too, I’d be perfectly okay with that.
18. Do you feel like you’re loved on an everyday basis?
Of course. I know my family loves me and I know my friend’s do too. Romantically, though? Haven’t since grade 9.
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
LOL NO.
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
Grade 7. Shayne. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
21. Do you feel like you’re the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
Dumpee.
22. What’s your “type”?
Anyone who can make me laugh and has similar interests. The stubble and lean body build are just added bonus’.
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
Stubble and lean body.
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
Unfortunately.
25. Do you think that you’re a good kisser?
No idea.
26. What’s the farthest that you’ve ever gone?
Hand on boob over bra.
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
No, and probably never will.
28. Have you ever been someone’s secret admirer?
No.
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
Sure I do. I have too many to list off.
30. What’s something that always turns you on?
Stubble.
♥ - Person I Undeniably Love :3
Myself. It may sound egotistical, but you’ve got to be able to love yourself before you can properly love others.
♪ - Favourite Genre Of Music
I really don’t have a specific genre. I really don’t. Pretty much anything that isn’t country, rap, dubstep, blues, death metal, or ‘screamo’.
♫ - Favourite Music Artist
Right now? Stan mother fucking Bush.
♦ - Pet Peeve
When people put the wrong emphasis on certain Japanese words like, Hiroshima and Sakura. It drives me batshit. It’s not Hiroshima, it’s Hiroshima. It’s not Sekura, it’s Sakura. People argue with me about it all the time, because “it’s like a Japanese person trying to say ‘lollipop’.” NO. I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. IT BUGS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. ALWAYS HAS. ALWAYS WILL. GTFO.
♣ - Confession
I have a letter I wrote to Daniel Radcliffe in my room that I never sent. It has a drawing of a rose on the back of it. The letter is pretty much me ranting about how much I really don’t like my mom.
♠ - Weird Fact
I sleep with a body pillow to my left, a stuffed polar bear and a Yoshi plushy to my right and my dog. I need these for comfort reasons.
♀ - Girl I Have A Crush On
No one.
♂ - Guy I Have A Crush On
No one.
☻ - Best Friend ;D
Paige and Hannah.
☺ - One Person I Hate
That father who shot his daughter’s laptop. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED.
■ - Favourite Thing to do
Sit on my bed with my laptop, in my pyjamas, with something carbonated to drink.
□ - Least Favourite Thing to do
Eating cooked carrots. I hate them with a passion. A. PASSION.
► - Song(s) That Makes Me Emotional
‘You’ll Be In My Heart’ by Phil Collins and ‘Your Heart Will Lead You Home’ by Kenny Logins. You guys just don’t understand how fucking emotional I can get from these songs. Omg.
▼ - Youtube Video That Makes Me Emotional
The camel having it’s throat cut open and bleeds to death (on camera I might add). That video makes me puke, cry and despise people all at once.
◄ - Movie(s) That Makes Me Emotional
‘Toy Story 3’ and ‘Third Star’.
▲ - Favourite Movie ;D
Right now? A tie between ‘Transformers: The Movie’ (1896) and the extended edition of ‘Return of the King’.